LATE
SOL · PUMP.FUN — — --:--:--
Solana · pump.fun · Departures

You're already late

$LATE is the coin that already happened. The train left. The flight departed. The trade filled without you. Fair launch, no presale, no team allocation — and it goes to zero eventually, which we are not going to pretend otherwise about.

Board now →
CONTRACT: not live yet — launches on pump.fun
Final call — the doors are closing

The board

All times local. None of them help you.
TimeDestinationStatus
04:20The bottomDeparted
06:09$0.0000004 entryDeparted
09:41Your hesitationGate closed
11:58"Let me think about it"Final call
11:59100×Boarding
--:--The next oneDelayed
00:00ZeroOn time

How to board

You will still be late, but with company.
01

Get a Solana wallet

Install Phantom. Fund it with SOL from an exchange. This part alone takes longer than the window you missed.

02

Open the pump.fun page

The link is the "Board now" button above and the pinned post on our X. Check the contract matches. Always check.

03

Swap SOL for LATE

Enter an amount you would be fine setting on fire. Confirm. You are now late, on the record, forever.

04

There is no step four

You already missed it. It was between 02 and 03 while you re-read 02.

Boarding pass

Non-transferable regret. No refunds.

LATE / Economy of attention

Passenger
YOU (LATE)
Ticker
LATE
Supply
1,000,000,000
Presale
NONE
Team allocation
NONE
Mint authority
REVOKED
Tax
0 / 0
Liquidity
BURNED ON GRADUATION
Route
PUMP.FUN → PUMPSWAP
Class
MEME

Departure schedule

Subject to change. Not subject to you.
GATE 1LaunchFair launch on pump.fun. Contract goes live, board starts flipping.Boarding
GATE 2GraduationCurve fills, liquidity moves to PumpSwap, LP is burned. Screenshot the tx.Scheduled
GATE 3ListedDexScreener / DEXTools token info, socials verified, the board gets a chart.Scheduled
GATE 4International departuresExchanges, wherever the joke still lands. The joke ages well — you're always late.Scheduled